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Miscellaneous

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

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