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One-liners

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

There's no future in time travel.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

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