Forms always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor.

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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